Alibaba

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2 scouts

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ALIBABA (standing tall and strong)

SERVANT (approaches excitedly): Alibaba, Alibaba, how can I become as tall and strong as you are?

ALIBABA (rubbing chin): Hmmm, let me think…OK..go rub oil over your entire body every day for two weeks.

SERVANT: OK (walks off stage)

SERVANT (walks on stage crouched down bending knees): Alibaba, Alibaba..it didn't work…now I'm even shorter.

ALIBABA: Hmmm….let me think…go rub oil over your entire body for four weeks.

SERVANT: OK (walks off stage)

SERVANT (walks on stage crouched all the way down to floor-ankle level): Alibaba, Alibaba…now I am even shorter.

ALIBABA (rubbing chin): Hmmm….did you rub oil all over your entire body for four weeks?

SERVANT: Yes

ALIBABA: Hmmm…what kind of oil did you use?

SERVANT: Crisco

ALIBABA: Crisco? You Fool! That's not oil! That's shortening!!!

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